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January in Chicago. Bleak. Desolate. Cold. It's the month when the interminable slog of the season really takes hold--where we all realize that in THIS town, spring won't be popping by until late May-ish.
But wait! Never fear! The Belmont Burlesque Revue is here! Replete with numbers so hot they'll scorch the roof of your mouth! Comedy so hilarious you'll feel the burn just from laughing uncontrollably! Patter so rapid fire you'll bask in residual heat-waves from the explosive discharge of wit!
THIS MONTH AT THE BELMONT BURLESQUE REVUE
See! Naughty Natanya unwrap a classy new tease!
See! Lady Annabelle shimmy herself into a frenzy!
See! MsPixy whip up a cocktail of delicious naughtiness!
Not to mention the inimitable comedy stylings of Ricky Carmona, the searing wit of Jack Midnight, the heart-warming buffoonery of Second Cousin Joe, and the sheer steaming stunnery of the Amazing Tomas performing world-class magic!
GET IT WHILE IT'S STILL HOT FROM THE OVEN!
WHAT: The Belmont Burlesque Revue
WHERE: The Playground Theater, 3209 N. Halsted Ave.
WHEN: Saturday, January 31st, at just a smidgen after midnight.
HOW MUCH: $10!!! Less than one week's allowance!
IS THERE PARKING?: There is exceptionally crappy parking. We recommend the spacious and cost-effective Elevated Train. Just hop off at the Belmont El stop and skip two blocks east to our warm and welcoming bosoms.
SHOULD I BUY TIX IN ADVANCE?: Only if you want to actually get in to SEE the show. Unless you prefer to stand in the street outside THINKING about the show, visit this link to purchase in advance.
I LIKE TO TOUCH ALL THE APPLES BEFORE I PICK THE ONE I LIKE: Preview photos and video of the show at our website: http://www.belmontburlesque.com!
We'll keep a seat warm for you!
With a wink and a shimmy,
Your Belmont Bombshells!
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